LOLSew: The Kids Are All Cute

…So let’s kick it off with a kid with a goatee!

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If you aren’t thinking about Zach Galifianakis’s Five Year Old Who Complains About Having a Beard, you are missing out on the simple joys in life.

You have to admit, when it comes to sewing pattern envelopes, kids are just like LOOK AT MY NEW OUTFIT compared with some of the adult models who seem to be realizing their dreams of Naomi-level supermodel fame is fading with each sewing pattern gig.06 June29 NL6031But look at these proud gals!!

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Daisies in my hair, don’t care

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In 4th grade, geek is chic!

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Grrrlll…I do not understand what you’re wearing, but you are killing it!

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Does this come in adult size?

Then again, some aren’t as excited as others:

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I think someone would rather wear the bear costume.

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Naturally, some know they are shining stars and are unhappy about sharing the spotlight.

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Where’s my agent? This was supposed to be a solo shoot.

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She’s already practicing her best Naomi

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“Now give the flowers back to your sister and apologize so we can finish this shoot”

Others enjoy the opportunities models offer:

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Some kids are kicking off their modeling career, practicing their poses juuuust so…

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While others are just dazed and confused….

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Are my parents coming back?

When in doubt, just say AAAHHHHHH

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All in all, nothing’s cuter than the Sewing Pattern Dapper Dons:

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Bitch, I’m fabulous

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